BoxJam: Look, trash can genie, I want my three wishes ...

Genie: OK, but I should warn you that genies, while granting wishes literally, throw in some ironic upshot that make the whole thing not worth it. And call me Sam.

BoxJam: OK, Sam, you do that on my first two wishes and my third wish will be that I never rescued you.

Genie/Sam: Man, that didn't even phase you! When did people get so hip to ironic twists?

BoxJam: We kind of O.D.'d on "Twilight Zone."

Genie/Sam: What's "Twilight Zone"?

BoxJam: How long were you in the trash can?