[[BoxJam is talking to a genie emanating from a trash can]]
BoxJam: Wish one: I want to go for one day without taking out the trash.
Sammy the Trash Can Genie: Done! Don't take out the trash for the next twenty-four hours...
BoxJam: Look, Sammy, I warned you about pulling any fast ones with these wishes...
Sammy the Trash Can Genie: What!? Just don't take out the trash! It's that easy!
BoxJam: But I have to take out the trash right now! This is your last chance, Genie, or you're going back where you came from!
Sammy the Trash Can Genie: But it's not me! It's you! Just don't take out the trash! It'll be fine!
BoxJam: That's it! I wish I'd never rescued you from the can!
Sammy the Trash Can Genie: But it's not meeee!!...
[[Sammy is sucked back into captivity in the trash can]]
BoxJam [[taking out the trash]]: #%^ Ironic genie...