BoxJam: Sometimes I think the Amish have the right idea - eschewing modern technology; living in a simpler time...

BoxJam: I don't need to go so far back, though...really, any time before the World Trade Center attack...

BoxJam: ...So I'm going to live two years in the past...that way, I can skip all the stupid fads and decisions I made...

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BoxJam: ...Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for the new Kevin Williamson hit show "Wasteland"...