ms BoxJam: you ready to go to the Sweetest Day Parade?

BoxJam: Oh, sure! Ha ha ha ha

[[The BoxJam family are sitting on the side of the road as a Hallmark float goes by. All the "Sweetest Day" words are just pasted over the names of other holidays]]

BoxJam: *sigh*

{{The float is supposed to look like Argus, from Brad Guigar's previous strip Greystone Inn}}