BoxJam (reading): "Congratulations on your purchase of a First Quality(TM) leaf blower. If cared for properly, your new blower will provide many years of dependable service."

BoxJam (reading): Your leaf blower has come in component pieces for optimal packing, but anyone with a screwdriver and half a brain can assemble it perfectly in no time."

[[BoxJam stands with his book]]

[[BoxJam looks at a very badly put together leaf blower]]

BoxJam: I so suck...