BoxJam: I'm dead! So this last time nobody was paying any attention to me, it REALLY WAS because they couldn't see or hear me!
God: Welcome, BoxJam
BoxJam: God! Wow! Um, you know, thanks for my life. It's a nice place you've created.
God: YOU'RE WELCOME.
BoxJam: So... which version of you was the right one?
God: NONE OF THEM.
BoxJam: NONE of them?
God: HONESTLY, DO I SEEM THAT INVESTED IN PEOPLE UNDERSTANDING WHO I AM?
BoxJam: Even all the rock musicals about you?
God: WELL, THOSE WERE NICE.