[[BoxJam having a conversation with God]]

BoxJam: I can't believe nobody ever got God right...

God: How could they? I never gave anybody any clues about me! Of course, I don't appreciate being imagined as a big syntax-head who'd damn you for using a word wrong or praying the wrong way...

BoxJam: Yeah, but if you don't give us any personal visits, what do you expect?

God: I was being facetious. Did you ever think about looking inside yourself for me? Why did you believe a book more than your heart?


BoxJam: I don't suppose "some guy named Jim told me to" is gonna cut it?

God: If Jim told you I was explained in a crudely drawn comic strip, would you believe THAT?