BoxJam: Well, at least the stuff about monotheism was right...and us being created in Your image...

God: Believe me when I tell you that the question of whether I am one or many doesn't even make sense...and I made myself look like this only so you'd know who I was...

God: I'm neither male nor female...neither old nor young...I have no name and am named...I have another name you couldn't pronounce...

[[They are leaning on a Peanuts-esque brick wall]]

BoxJam: That last part is like Spock!

God: Kind of like Spock, yes...