God: Do you ever wonder about those who try to keep their religion alive by requiring its member to bring children into the fold?

God: Not just encouraging your children, but requiring it? When the religion's survival feels threatened, rather than go to the masses with their compelling spiritual message, they make it the followers' responsibility to breed more members?

BoxJam: Sure, I've wondered about it...why?

God: Nothin'...it's just weird, is all...