BoxJam: Well, I'm sure You're busy...where do I go now?

God: Oh, right...you're newly dead...what should happen to you?

BoxJam: You just ASK people what they want?! Don't You get a lot of cheaters that way?

God: Cheaters? What are the rules? Truly heaven is what you make it...

BoxJam: What about the people who say they should be in heaven, and nobody else?

God: They get it! A separate heaven...and they're stuck with each other.

BoxJam: Hell is what you make it too, eh?

God: "And then, he was truly enlightened."