[[BoxJam's smoke detector is going off]]
Smoke detector: <
BoxJam (thinking): Stupid smoke alarm goes off over any stupid thing and somehow it's my fault and she'll be mad at me
[[BoxJam is turning off the smoke detector. The smoke detector's red light remains lit.]]
BoxJam (thinking): Waitaminnit -- that's ridiculous. The smoke alarm just goes off sometimes. This is not a reflection on me. I didn't install a defective alarm; I didn't create the humidity that set it off.
Ms. BoxJam: Wow -- that stupid alarm goes off over nothing!
BoxJam: Please don't leave me ...