[[BoxJam at the stove, reading a cylindrical box]]
[[He walks out and stands on a newspaper Ms. BoxJam was reading]]
BoxJam: See? It says, "simmer for one minute, stirring occasionally!"
BoxJam: How many times can one stir occasionally in one minute!? Leno's "Headlines" city!
[[BoxJam sitting alone with a bowl of oatmeal]]
BoxJam: Well, I thought it was funny...