[[BoxJam rides up on a segway-like scooter]]
BoxJam: I'm back from the store!
Ms. BoxJam: Did you get the stuff I asked for?
BoxJam: No way! I'm not going to leave a $2000 scooter out while I go INSIDE the store!
Ms. BoxJam: We need to lock it, then
BoxJam: Maybe I'll write "tough guy" sayings on it...
Ms. BoxJam: What about a lock?
[[BoxJam rides the scooter with a big, ungainly lock hanging therefrom]]