[[BoxJam rides up on a segway-like scooter]]

BoxJam: I'm back from the store!

Ms. BoxJam: Did you get the stuff I asked for?

BoxJam: No way! I'm not going to leave a $2000 scooter out while I go INSIDE the store!

Ms. BoxJam: We need to lock it, then

BoxJam: Maybe I'll write "tough guy" sayings on it...

Ms. BoxJam: What about a lock?

[[BoxJam rides the scooter with a big, ungainly lock hanging therefrom]]

BoxJam: *sigh*