{{A friend of mine actually set up a toy laser gun as his doorbell. I guess I owe him about 15 cents, which is about what I've cumulatively made on the whole week of doorbell jokes. Is that how you spell 'cumulative' - it doesn't look right}}
[[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam]]
BoxJam: I know that you don't think I'm much of a handyman, but I think you'll agree we need to find ways to save money...
BoxJam: I took the liberty of attacking a few projects today...
BoxJam: I think we'll both benefit if you keep in mind that half of being a handyman is using what you have ~ what's available...
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[[Bullet holes appear in the wall above Ms. BoxJam's head, who jumps like she's had the fright of her life while BoxJam seems unperturbed]]
BoxJam: Um... I'll just go ahead and answer the door gun...
[[Ms. BoxJam is on the floor looking up at BoxJam with a very frightened look]]