BoxJam: I'm channeling the only shutout in Dave Parro's NHL career...

Ms. BoxJam: I'm having an out-of-body experience at a jazz club called "Sisters"...

BoxJam: I'm transcendenting to a garbage-free courtyard at a micro-brewery...

Ms. BoxJam: ...while I whizz by with a bag of garbage en route to a botanical garden...

BoxJam: I - with TRUE INNER PEACE - rain hellfire on your "happy place" and hide behind a happy-place rock to watch your reaction when you return...

Ms. BoxJam: I chant my spirit-enveloping mantra "LALALALAICAN'THEARYOULALALA"...