Ms. BoxJam: Okay, so tv doesn't show everything ever made, even though cable has so many channels.

BoxJam: It's worse than that! They don't even show what they could! Half the channels are infomercials!

BoxJam: There's tons of content they're not using, while showing the same real estate scam over and over! To do worse than TV, you'd have to start reducing stations, or formats, or something!

[[Little BoxJam walks past with radio]]

Radio Announcer: You're listening to all hits K-Rock! a Clear-Finity broadcasting station - we may be in your hometown or not! You'll never know!

BoxJam: Uncanny