Ms. BoxJam: What would you like for your birthday?

BoxJam: The new Ben Folds CD...

Ms. BoxJam: And what else?

BoxJam: that's it, really...

[[banner saying happy birthday bup! and the BoxJam family wearing party hats. Ms. BoxJam hands BoxJam some presents]]

Ms. BoxJam: Here - we got you a sweater, because you need it, a windbreaker because you need it, and a couple other things you need...

[[BoxJam standing by himself holding his presents]]

BoxJam: I wonder how soon Ben Folds will figure out targeting fathers as your demographic is a marketing disaster...