BoxJam: When I was a kid, the bit of pseudoscience I wanted to be true more than any other was the "Loch Ness Monster"...

BoxJam: Even while Bigfoot enjoyed his most popular days, and "Project UFO" bedazzled the nation, I remained true to Nessie...

BoxJam: Those were salad days for all kinds of pseudoscience, of course..."In Search Of..." was an artistic and commercial

success, and, um... [[cardboard cut-out of Ms. BoxJam falls over]]

[[Ms. BoxJam standing with cardboard cut-out of BoxJam]]

Ms. BoxJam: I'm sorry, but your nostalgia sometimes bores me to tears...