[[Ms. BoxJam is reading the paper on the floor and BoxJam is standing over her, talking to her]]
BoxJam: So, since Shakespeare's birthday was yesterday, I've decided to write a Shakespearean play.
Ms. BoxJam: Yippee.
BoxJam: So you have to tell me about some Shakespeare plays.
Ms. BoxJam: I see. Well, "Hamlet" was about an emotionally slow prince whose father, the king, was murdered by an evil brother...
BoxJam: prince!? I thought he wrote about pirates!
Ms. BoxJam: Well, Hamlet was a PRINCE, and unsure of himself. Because of his inaction, everybody ends up dead.
BoxJam: "Hamlet II: Breaking Training..."
Ms. BoxJam: A-yup