BoxJam: So, since Shakespeare's birthday was yesterday, I've decided to write a Shakespearean play.

Ms. BoxJam: Yippee.

BoxJam: So you have to tell me about some Shakespeare plays.

Ms. BoxJam: I see. Well, "Hamlet" was about an emotionally slow prince whose father, the king, was murdered by an evil brother...

BoxJam: prince!? I thought he wrote about pirates!

Ms. BoxJam: Well, Hamlet was a PRINCE, and unsure of himself. Because of his inaction, everybody ends up dead.

BoxJam: "Hamlet II: Breaking Training..."

Ms. BoxJam: A-yup