Sign: Rock Star Camp For Adults (Remember Those?)

[[He meets up with a guy at the front door]]

BoxJam: Hi - I wanna go to rock n' roll camp...

Guy: No - you can't...

BoxJam: No, see, I signed up, I got a neighbor to watch the trash this week, I brought my guitar...

Guy: You're just not cool enough to come in...

BoxJam: That's ridiculous! These camps are for people who aren't cool enough! Besides, I've got a very cool guitar!

Guy: Yeah, I'm surprised someone sold you that...OK, the guitar can stay, but not that stupid strap...

[[BoxJam walks away, without the guitar, but with the strap, past a sign that says "Rock Star Camp For Adults."]]

BoxJam: Actually, I was kinda surprised someone sold me that guitar too...