[[BoxJam walks up to Ms. BoxJam, who's watering a spider plant]]

BoxJam: Hey - listen to how organized I am!

BoxJam: It's July, and I've already got a Christmas present for you - a reprint of a 1500's English cookbook with recipes for things like sparrow and eel - not a vegetable in the whole thing!

Ms. BoxJam: Wow...


Ms. BoxJam: Usually you wait until the last minute to get me a terrible present...

BoxJam: I know!