[[BoxJam sits at a computer.]]

BoxJam: I've finished! My software that predicts the half-life of a comic idea is ready for market!

BoxJam: It figures out the initial "comedy mass" of a concept, as well as the time it will maintain the threshold for comedy for public use!

Ms. BoxJam: Interesting...

BoxJam: It'll be useful for anyone who writes or performs comedy!

Ms. BoxJam: What's it called?

BoxJam: Joke-Master 2000!

BoxJam: OK, I'm a couple years late getting it done...