[[BoxJam sits at a computer.]]
BoxJam: I've finished! My software that predicts the half-life of a comic idea is ready for market!
BoxJam: It figures out the initial "comedy mass" of a concept, as well as the time it will maintain the threshold for comedy for public use!
Ms. BoxJam: Interesting...
BoxJam: It'll be useful for anyone who writes or performs comedy!
Ms. BoxJam: What's it called?
BoxJam: Joke-Master 2000!
BoxJam: OK, I'm a couple years late getting it done...