BoxJam: Listen to this: "Scholars have recently come across a tantalizing literary work of uncertain pedigree...

BoxJam: "...although not fully signed, the author's initial is 'S', and he writes in verse, and uses words hitherto unknown in the English language..."

BoxJam: Could it be more obvious who their main suspect is?

Ms. BoxJam: Yeah, really..

[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam walk away from each other, each thinking something different]]

Ms. BoxJam: William Shakespeare...

BoxJam: Dr. Seuss...