[[BoxJam sits at his computer, hand on mouse.]]

Goggle web directory:

The Goggle web directory is organized by volunteers who won't ever recognize your new host or url, possibly because your category has no volunteer.

[[BoxJam rests his head on his hand, and continues reading.]]

Our patented rankpage system then sorts your outdated link to the bottom, indicating to the category browser that you suck. Incidentally, if you volunteer to be the maintaining volunteer for the category, we'll deny you based on your bias, even though the rank on the page is entirely determined by scripts. Oh, and your outdated url.

BoxJam: *SIGH*