BoxJam: You want to ride the "Sucka, I'll kill you dead" coaster?

Little BoxJam: Yeah! You get strapped in by your ankles and thrown around into side walls! On the big hill, a machine fires baseballs at you!

BoxJam: That sounds . . . excruciating.

Little BoxJam: After that we'll try the "Rip open your rib cage and show you your heart" ride . . . it's got tasers!