[[BoxJam walks into a building under a sign that reads "Book, Look and Listen Appreciation Society"]]
[[BoxJam at a podium]]
BoxJam: I'd like to discuss our "raison d'etre..." nobody remembers this mid-70's product of Maryland Public Television but us!
[[BoxJam walks from the podium to the one chair, empty.]]
[[BoxJam in the chair, raising hand]]
BoxJam: I suggest that maybe that alone justifies our existence - if we don't remember, who will?
[[BoxJam at the podium, speaking to the empty chair]]
BoxJam: If we don't remember, what does it matter then? There will be nobody to say, "you should remember this!" Do we even think the show was good?
[[BoxJam in chair, speaking to the empty podium]]
BoxJam: Not "good," per se...but it may have been the first show that so quickly had characters not appear, and have, essentially, one-person shows because the other actors simply weren't there! I can't believe we're even having this conversation!
[[BoxJam at podium]]
BoxJam: It's a question we must face! I can't be part of a club I'm not sure should exist!
[[BoxJam in chair]]
BoxJam: Well, if that's how you feel, why don't you just leave?]]
[[BoxJam returns to the podium to storm off in a huff.]]
[[BoxJam is in the chair.]]
BoxJam: He'll be back...