[[BoxJam is coaching his kid's soccer team]]
BoxJam: OK, gang, let's go out there and play hard!
Kid: Coach - you forgot to do the team cheer!
BoxJam: Oh yeah... we'll give it our all! Which way will we kick the ball?
Kids: That way! That way! Yay!
[[They point in two different directions]]
[[Kids run off shouting]]
BoxJam (thinking): At least they only pointed in two different directions this time...