[[BoxJam is walking with a gun, with the kids behind him]]
BoxJam: OK, kids...is this where you saw the zombie?
[[BoxJam comes across the zombie]]
BoxJam: Aha! zombie: Man, a dead cat can't swing without one of you breathers gettin' all killy about it!
BoxJam: aren't you intent on killing us and eating our brains?
Zombie: Totally squaresville, dad! I'm just looking for a place to hang, dig?
[[sign reads "And So:". BoxJam and the zombie are sitting on the couch watching TV]]
Zombie: Boss! "Rebel Without a Cause" is coming on again! It just finished!
BoxJam (thinking): I hate zombies...