[[BoxJam is walking with a gun, with the kids behind him]]

BoxJam: OK, kids...is this where you saw the zombie?

[[BoxJam comes across the zombie]]

BoxJam: Aha! zombie: Man, a dead cat can't swing without one of you breathers gettin' all killy about it!

BoxJam: aren't you intent on killing us and eating our brains?

Zombie: Totally squaresville, dad! I'm just looking for a place to hang, dig?

[[sign reads "And So:". BoxJam and the zombie are sitting on the couch watching TV]]

Zombie: Boss! "Rebel Without a Cause" is coming on again! It just finished!

BoxJam (thinking): I hate zombies...