Robber: This is a stickup!

BoxJam: Um, well... I don't have any cash...let's look at my bank card... I have about $2.62 in my checking account on that card...

BoxJam: Here's a credit card-oh wait! It's run up to the limit... and this one, and this one, and this one... I can give you this saver's card, or a ticket to a school pageant...

[[BoxJam is yelling after the robber as he runs off]]

BoxJam:...and thanks for the twenty!

robber: Shaddap already...