[little BoxJam standing in front of standing poster of bird, BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam sitting together in front of him]

Little BoxJam: My report on Birds of the Seas.

Little BoxJam: Sea Gulls don't really explode if you feed them alka-seltzer. Cormorants used to have rings around their necks so they couldn't swallow fish.

Little BoxJam: Although parrots can live longer than humans, puffins' toes can live even longer--even 65 or 70 years. The end.

Little BoxJam: What do you think?

BoxJam: For some reason, I'm afraid to move...

Ms. BoxJam: What about the cormorants again?