BoxJam: I was just thinking about your hat - it's amazing.

Ms. BoxJam: Well, thanks. It's kind of funky, isn't it?

BoxJam: Since your hat is the greatest thing in the world, I have written a poem about it on this scroll...

Ms. BoxJam: Look, really, it's just a hat...

BoxJam: 'Just a hat!?' That hat is the largest thing we own!

Ms. BoxJam: Do you want me to wear the hat?

[[Ms. BoxJam wears a hat much bigger than either BoxJam or his wife]]

BoxJam (thinking): I really like that hat...