[[BoxJam holds a propellor.]]

BoxJam: When I was really little, a Sunday school teacher told us God was everywhere - even in her hat...I thought God looked like her hat!

Ms. BoxJam: Lots of kids have funny misconceptions about God...

[[Reveal an altar with a hat, candles, kneeling pillow and portrait of BoxJam praising]]

BoxJam: Do you think the shrine was too much?

Ms. BoxJam: I'm more worried about that sect you started that still has a hold in Eastern Europe...