Caption: "So the wolf said to the piggy in the house of straw, let me in!"

[[A pig in overalls sits watching TV with a beer in his hand]]

Caption: "When he refused, the wolf blew the house in, and the piggy, who'd always been a whiner and underachiever, ran back home, quit his job and mooched off his parents."

[[An old woman has 'Mina in her lap and is reading her a story.]]

Ms. BoxJam: How much longer is your mom here?

BoxJam: At least this time she didn't turn the "huffing and puffing" line into an anti-drug message...