Little BoxJam: A big freak...

BoxJam: A big freak in a...

Little BoxJam: A big freak in a tri-cornered hat and a wig and false teeth made from elephant who married a freaky old bag...

BoxJam: But he...

Little BoxJam: ...but he won a war for independence and turned in his commission rather than making himself dictator for life, making him a super freak...

BoxJam: He's a super freak!

Little BoxJam: He's super freaky...