BoxJam: Hey, do you think they'd allow you to add another song to that play you're in?

Ms. BoxJam: Surprisingly, no...

BoxJam: Well, never mind...they'll change their minds when they hear this...remember that song I wrote in college, "400 Reasons I'm Pretty Sure You Don't Love Me Anymore?"

Ms. BoxJam: You've spoken of it many times...

BoxJam (singing): The time I saw those Easter Island Head sketches that were drawn too thin in your room -- now what were those about? And when you went to the campus police to see if they had a lost and found when you lost gloves - was it because you don't love me?

[[Ms. BoxJam checks her watch.]]

BoxJam (singing): You know when you dressed as a dog figurine for the costume party, you let the cat out of the bag...yeah, I've collected 400 reasons why I think you don't love me...

Ms. BoxJam: Cows don't go to college...

BoxJam: Farm, college...it's all the same thing...change a word here and there...

Ms. BoxJam: Cows don't wear gloves!