[[Ms. BoxJam is posed very seductively in a cow-leotard]]

Ms. BoxJam: <> A cow gets lonely... standing in the... lea... A simple girl from Jersey... misses her hometown... hay!

Ms. BoxJam: I'm gonna kick up my hooves, set my tail a shakin'... I'll charge every bulll with my red flag wavin'...

[[BoxJam and Little BoxJam stare bug-eyed from the audience while BoxJam-ina tries to climb over the seat back.]]