Bearded man: First of all, I want you all to know how valuable each of you is to our team...

Bearded man: You've always full met our expectations; however, the economy has not... so we're having to make some cuts...

Bearded man: All of you in this room, unfortunately, are part of that cut, while we tell the rest of your group in... yes, question?

BoxJam: We're being laid off from a yoga class?

Bearded man: Believe me, it was a painful decision...