BoxJam: C'mon, bud... it's a school night... let's go to bed!
Little BoxJam: I don't have to go to school tomorrow...
BoxJam: Whaddya mean? Tomorrow's a school day!
[[Little BoxJam hands BoxJam a note]]
BoxJam (reading): "If you receive this note, your child is among our painful budget cuts. Please know that this is not a reflection on your child's performance, but our dollars."
BoxJam: Man, it's a tough economy!