BoxJam: C'mon, bud... it's a school night... let's go to bed!

Little BoxJam: I don't have to go to school tomorrow...

BoxJam: Whaddya mean? Tomorrow's a school day!

[[Little BoxJam hands BoxJam a note]]

BoxJam (reading): "If you receive this note, your child is among our painful budget cuts. Please know that this is not a reflection on your child's performance, but our dollars."

BoxJam: Man, it's a tough economy!