BoxJam: Later in Dad's career, he took to mass mailing his material...

Householder (reading junk mail): "What's the difference between the president and you? The letter 'P' - You people make me sick! Call Johnson Siding today! Free estimates!"

BoxJam: He continued in that medium until the day he died...

Householder (reading junk mail): "Duster? What the hell kind of name for a car is that? Does it come with a can of Pledge? You people make me si-<>

Little BoxJam: I thought Grampa worked at a meat silo...

BoxJam: ...which caught fire! Um... Your book's on fire! Oh no!