[[Long pause.]]

Ms. BoxJam: What are you looking at?

BoxJam: Sometimes I get a funny, sad feeling that I don't understand when I think about all the good times in your life I missed before we met...

Ms. BoxJam: That's ridiculous! What a waste of energy! You may as well feel bad about all the people you never met!

BoxJam: Well, I just don't. But I do get a funny, sad feeling thinking about you before we met...

[[Pause.]]

Ms. BoxJam: I was a total jerk...

BoxJam: Oh... OK then!