BoxJam: Order up! Gotcher toxic waste with a dead squirrel and his babies!

Ms. BoxJam: Now I need an autoerotic puke, 2 mangled sparrows and the horse they rode in on, sug...

BoxJam: Is the horse bloody, or stone-cold and fetid?

Ms. BoxJam: Bloody...and scabby, sug...

BoxJam (thinking): When you run a vegetarian greasy spoon, you have to work extra hard at your revolting diner slang!