BoxJam: Here's how I remember what to do to prevent bear attacks: sing the groovin' 70's easy listening hit "Afternoon Delight"...

BoxJam (singing): Big green onions working up his appetite,

So cook it up but only use the chives that's right...

Mixing salt and sweet together make his nose turn bright,

Yet a pot of okra stew he won't find enticing...

[[Little BoxJam and BoxJam look at one another.]]

Little BoxJam: Remember that whole bunch of papers I got back where the teacher wrote "wholly irrelevant and inaccurate"?

BoxJam (singing): Well, every mink's a little clearer the more it weighs...