[[BoxJam appears with a flower, and Jeffrey Koons is looking at him. The art is static for the three panels.]]

BoxJam: Today's guest artist is Jeffrey Koons, and - hey, waitaminit! I look exactly the same!

Jeffrey Koons: No, you have a flower in your ear...

BoxJam: You just photocopied a BoxJam and dropped on a clipart flower blossom!

Jeffrey Koons: It's an ironic statement about banality, not an outright theft...

BoxJam: If I wasn't stuck in this pose I'd kill you!

Jeffrey Koons: ...and I'd get it photographed and sell it for 5.6 million...