[[BoxJam stands triumphantly in the front door]]

BoxJam: Ha! BoxJam is a loser no more! I just got my own tv show!

Ms. BoxJam: Wow - congratulations, honey! Is it a reality show?

BoxJam: It's a talk show! I'm the host of a talk show!

Ms. BoxJam: A late night talk show? Well, ok...

BoxJam: Um, well, it's daytime, actually...

Ms. BoxJam: A daytime talk show? Oh God... Is it at least network, and not cable?

BoxJam: Syndicated...

Ms. BoxJam: Syndicated!? Syndicated!? You know they give those away, don't you? You get them when you sign up for AOL!