Scabby: Well... pick me!

CNN.com headline: Scabs Don't Really Play Basketball

CNN.com caption: Scabby's fictional, experts advise

CNN.com article: Area resident, Emily Rogers injured several children today when she convinced then to remove large scabs because she told them that scabs could play basketball. Rogers appears to have gotten her information from "BoxJam's Doodle," a very bad webcomic. Fresh on the heels of Pixar's debacle with "Finding Nemo," which has {{unreadable}} thousands of goldfish's untimely deaths. BoxJam quickly issued a retraction. Other reports that Rogers tried to seduce the DEVELOPING STORY