Scabby: Hey guys! What's up? BoxJam: Hi Scabby! We're choosing sides for a pickup game of basketball!

Scabby: Well... pick me! headline: Scabs Don't Really Play Basketball caption: Scabby's fictional, experts advise article: Area resident, Emily Rogers injured several children today when she convinced then to remove large scabs because she told them that scabs could play basketball. Rogers appears to have gotten her information from "BoxJam's Doodle," a very bad webcomic. Fresh on the heels of Pixar's debacle with "Finding Nemo," which has {{unreadable}} thousands of goldfish's untimely deaths. BoxJam quickly issued a retraction. Other reports that Rogers tried to seduce the DEVELOPING STORY