Some Guy: So, looking for a lease, eh? Tell you what...you can have a one bedroom place in Jerktown for $1200 a month...

BoxJam: Um, well, I was hoping for a place in the suburbs, and there are four of us in the family...

Some Guy: FOUR OF YOU! Well, then, the rent is $1800...and the kids count as pets, requiring an extra security deposit...this offer expires in eight-seven-six-five-

BoxJam: *Sigh*...fine, I'll take it...

[[BoxJam walking away from the building holding a lease. The building is signed "Tool Rental"]]

BoxJam: I wonder why my life coach recommended this place...