[[BoxJam garbed in an American Flag pattern, holding a book, and raising a torch in the other hand.]]

BoxJam: Happy 4th of July!

[[BoxJam jumps and runs, same hand raised as with the torch.]]

BoxJam: Death to the British oppressors!

[[BoxJam stops and stands staring and pointing at us, eyebrows lowered and horizontal]].

BoxJam: The Brits are a very sneaky people...