BoxJam: You know, in Canadian tradition, Santa Claus doesn't deliver gifts unless he gets some child-slaves from the populace in return~ they become his elves!
Mallethead: TELL ME MORE!
BoxJam: "... one Christmas Eve, an elf escaped! Christmas was going to have to be cancelled for the first time ever!"
(sign: Canada 21 meters)
BoxJam: "... when his family found out Christmas would be cancelled, they turned over that defiant elf - Santa didn't give them presents but still did everyone else. Christmas was saved!"
Mallethead: CANADA IS A STRANGE AND WONDROUS PLACE...
BoxJam: ... then this other time, Christmas was almost cancelled and a reindeer head showed up in Santa's bed...