Ms. BoxJam: Find skill set synergies pro-actively. Don't allow your enemies to be promoted to positions over you.

Caption: Use corporate buzz words without apparent irony. See coworkers as enemies. Base promotions on things other than merit.

Ms. BoxJam: Pretend to value creativity... Like have an Escher print or something...

Caption: Be type 'A' while claiming to be type 'B'...

Ms. BoxJam's Tips for the Corporate World