BoxJam: I just finished a jar of hot sauce!

Ms. BoxJam: So it would seem, Socrates...

BoxJam: I have never before finished a jar of hot sauce! They disappear, or we move, or I-don't-know-what, but they last for years and I've never finished one before!

Ms. BoxJam: So you can throw the bottle out now...

BoxJam: Why do I tell you anything?